Jawa Vs English

Kadang sebagai orang jawa, ane sempet kesel juga ada orang jawa yang gayanya sok banget gaul, sampe - sampe keluar lah bahasa gaol anak sekarang yang bilang @Jamet alias JAWA METAL
ane jawa tapi gak metal !



nih ane jabarin dikit pencerahan buat para masyarakat indonesia yang sering kali bilang orang jawa nggak bisa sukses di dunia kerja hanya dengan alesan klemar - klemer ( lembek ! ) *arggggh !

tau gk indonesia sering di bilang negara yang paling ramah ... tau kenapa, ya karena adanya "javanesse" di indonesia ini... coba bayangin kalo di sini isinya batak  semua... abis lah kau lay di teriak - teriakin melulu !
terus gimana kalo isinya padang semua ?? gk ada yang namanya warteg lagi di indonesia :D

nih bukti lain jawa adalah suku yang seharusnya menjadi kebanggaan orang indonesia !
sepuh jawa menggunakan banyak bahasa jawa yang dalam bahasa inggris sangatlah efisien, jadi orang jawa nggak perlu berpanjang lebar ngoomooooooong ngalooooor ngiiiduuuuuul !
contoh nya !

walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road.
( mlipir )

fall backward and then hit own head
(nggeblak)

got hit by a truck that is moving
backward
(kunduran trek)

talk too much about unimportant thing
(cangkeman)

smearing one's body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it
(mblonyo)

going without notice/permission
(mlethas)

taking the longer way to get to the destination
(ngalang)

riding an old bicycle
(ngonthel)

falling/ tripping forward (and may hit own face)
(kejlungup)

side effect after circumcision
(gendhelen)

hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano
(wedhus gembel)

a small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin
(susuben/ ketlusupen)

spending a lot of time doing nothing
(mbathang)

feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad
(kambon)

things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity
(mbrojol)

get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/ body
(kambrukan/ kembrukan)

drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth
(ngokop )

cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright
(blereng)

cannot hold bowel movement
(ngebrok)

something coming out from one's rear end little by little
(keceret/ kecirit)

hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert
(gondhelan )

falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole
(kejeglong)

doing something without thinking about the consequences
(cenanangan)

being overly active carelessly
(pecicilan)

feeling unwell because of cold
temperature
(katisen)

making too much noise, disturbing other people
(mbribeni)

tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc.
(kesrimpet)

being alone (or with a companion) in the corner of a place/ room doing something suspicious
(mojok)

itulah yang bikin jawa selalu kalem dalam setiap tindakan,, :)
hahahaha,, just for share tanpa adanya paksaan untuk saling mencintai budaya indonesia :)